This is How to Clean Up an Egg Spill

Eggs. They are of with many functions in this world. Some will bring about new life forms to intensify the life in this absurdly dying planet. However, sometimes, they make your head swell with anger and your cheeks red as fire; due to a simple mistake, usually one committed yourself, of hatching before the true moment to hatch arrives.

Thankfully, though, a way has been figured out by yours truly to clean up the gooey slimy and yellowish leftovers of the malevolent egg.





How:

1. Cover ALL the egg spills (with salt)
2. Let  ALL the salt be absorbed into the egg spill
3. Sweep ALL the egg spills onto the backside of a computer motherboard (or anything that has a  flat surface)
4. Throw ALL the egg spills obtained onto your neighbor's lawn (or the trash can if that suits you)
5. ???
6. Profit